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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via runswithdaleks)

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

image

(via pizza)

birdwithacamera:

capheinequeen:

trendingly:

27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird

Click Here To See Them All

wait did a bird take these pictures

Yeah I did is there a problem?

(via nowyoukno)

lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

(via pizza)

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

(via bigbowlofwhitekidsoup)

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

(via dutchster)

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

(via sodamnrelatable)

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