yeahwriters:

Oh yes, let’s just sneeeak this little detail in to the end of the third-to-last paragraph.

From Marissa Mayer: Here’s Why I Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion | Business Insider

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Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We’re screwed.

sodamnrelatable:

 

“What is the capital of Peru?”

“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

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dareandwriteitdown:

always4evrnerdy:

fandomacepilot:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs…

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

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Albert Einstein (via ihavenotumblr)

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The one who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. Those who walk alone are likely to find themselves in places no one has ever been before.